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The ultimate in bread and circuses.
80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.
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transphobic people who won't date transgender people.
guy 1: I wouldn't date a transwomen
guy 2: you're transphobic
guy 1: no I'm super straight
guy 2: no you're transphobic
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A feeling one gets when in a dark cold room with nothing on but a guitar strapped around their neck, preferably crying and listening to hardcore music, loud and very hard.
Last night I was feeling super emo.
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A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.
Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"
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Hey bro how u feelin?
Super duper man just smoked a blunt
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When you are attracted to people of the opposite sex and they were born that sex.
“I’m officially coming out. I identify as super straight.”
-Brianna
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Fat man who gets high on magic mushrooms then grows really big. His biggest rival is the mighty Bowser and he kicks Bowsers ass in every video game normally. Super Mario is also one of the most rekognisable icons in the video game buiseness.
"Hello i am Mario"
"I am Bowser"
"Die Bitch"
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