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Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
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An extreme version of spin the bottle, where the bottle is filled with semen and vomit. Whoever the bottle lands on, has to take a sip of it. If you throw up, you lose. The last person standing wins.
Drake: Last night was wicked! Amy totally won the Irish Swamp Bottle game!
Greg: Yeah, she guzzled that bottle down without hesitation!
Samantha: Yeah, too bad I lost on the second round!
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When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
A term use in the movie "Shrek" and the YouTube video "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
Usually triggers people.
Luke: "What are ye doing in my swamp?!"
Brendon: "No. Stahp."
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First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"
Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
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Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.
I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.
A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.
Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
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