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When having sex the female just lays on the bed like a starfish. Not moving or contributing to sex in any way.
John: Dude you totally fucked Sarah last night! How was it?
Bill: She had starfish syndrome.
John:: Fucking weak dude.
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A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.
He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome
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A Disorder that BitTorrent users get after downloading gigabytes of movies/pr0n/warez/games. Pronounced like Tourette's Syndrome.
Bobby: Wewt, I just downloaded Harry Potter Movie! Hehe, worth 1.3 gigs too! Bwhahahahah. Take that AMERICA!
Jackie: uh oh, I think bobby got Torrentz Syndrome...
Mikee: NOOOOOO!!!!! CURSE YOU BITTORRENT!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!
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1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
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When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...
Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.
Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?
Guy:Argghhh
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the act of intense dick-riding or infatuation
"Bro Tim Tebow is superman with his muscles and skills!" "Man you have a bad case of Nardo Syndrome."
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Also known as Memeitus, it is widely considered an STD(Socially Transmitted Disease) affecting tens of thousands of millenials. In more specific terms it causes the bearer to have the need to constantly make memes, it ranges from 1 a day for the lightly afflicted and 5 or more a day for the heavily afflicted. If you or a friend are plagued with this disease you should immediately seek medical help. It cannot be cured but it can be managed. I myself am afflicted with this disease and I have already lost friends and storage space on my phone. Together we can beat this devilish disease and save many!
My friend has had Meme Syndrome for the past two years and it doesn't show any sign of improving.
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