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A person who lies inorder to keep a texting conversation going or does not know what a text killier is supposed to do and wont shut up and stop texting you. When a Textrovert wont realize when to stop texting .
She had an awesome butt
LOL haha
Soooo
Stop being a text-ho
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The long sappy text message you either send or receive from someone declaring their emotions in a last ditch effort or goodbye.
I feel bad for ghosting him, but I really wasn’t expecting Daniel to send me the “long text” after just one date.
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A long text message which your cell carrier has to break up into a minimum of 3 texts due to its length. Generally consisting of wrenching emotional details, with a back story. i.e. kook ups, break ups and various other relationship dramas.
You should read the Text Novella Shelley sent me. Her and John had a huge blow out fight last night and he packed and moved his stuff this morning.
From Shelly 1/3: You aren't gonna believe what happened, John started again on me with his jealousy routine. He accused me of dating all the guys I work with again.
From Shelly 2/3: I tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. Totally innocent. Then he started asking me why I don't ever invite him to these things if they are "totally innocent", he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. So we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!
From Shelly 3/3: Can you believe it? Should I be happy he is gone? I miss him so much already!!!! Should I call him?
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Why you think clicking blue text thing on urban dictionary
Me clicks the blue text on urban dictionary
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When you send a text to someone and they take too long to respond and you know that at some time they had to have read your text but just haven't text you back on purpose. Then when they do respond its random and completely unexpected. Just like fishing, you put the hook in, the fish look at the meat but don't bite until you least expect it so you're just sitting there looking at the water the whole time until you get a bite on the hook.
Hey how are you? What's new with you? Are you doing anything tonight? sent at 11:00am Friday
I'm good. Response at 1pm Sunday. That's what you call a "fisherman Text".
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Double texting is an absurd new way to turn an entire aspect of social communication into a taboo irrational thing. Generally used by normies that can't argue and instead spend times writing fallacious ad hominem arguments, but also an influencer that knows how to trick easily influenced people.
In practice, the meaning is vague and ambiguous , leaving the user the choice to use this new "trendy(sic)" term as they please. It generally means either that :
-the opposite interlocutor has sent multiple messages in a row .
-the opposite interlocutor is simulteanously talking with two persons , including the user.
According to the second definition, if a frequent double text caller also listens to rap (which tends to be the case in newer generations which will use this "trendy new term") , it is very plausible that they'll recoil in fear due to a cognitive dissonance as people point out the rapper they listen to also tends to "double text", if not "octuple text" , and many times in a row .
See also: fallacy , argument , normie and more specifically simian .
E.g:
X and Y are in a heated argument about a bomb , about which Y barely reveals anything. Y is the double text caller.
Y: Uh uh, no, well I think this bomb is at least 100 times stronger than 50 kilotons.
Y: 1000* lol i didn't notice
Y: one zero didn't appear
Here, X does not take action concerning the fact Y "double texted" , simply because they aren't interested in this kind of "trendy terms" and would rather get educated.
X: Absolutely wrong. Assuming it is a regular old chemical-based bomb, you simply can't reach such powers above 11t.
X: Mind you, not kt (kiloton), just t (ton) of TNT.
Y: uuuuuugh r u double texting ?
Y: double texter SMH SMH SMH
Y Proceeds to then spam a half ton of unicode symbols that contain colors, more specifically yellow faces displaying Y's apparent annoyance for the double text, although it is evident they simply can't argue at X's level and are bothered by it.
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(Note: 11 tons of TNT of power is referring to the MOAB's blast yield, which is (currently) the highest of any chemical/regular bombs. Nuclear bombs can reach much higher yields measured sometimes in the megatons because they convert mass into energy much more efficiently (Chemical bombs barely convert anything to E in E=MC² , while nuclear fission bombs reach 4% at best (which is still rather efficient compared to , for example, coal plants, which explains how optimal atomic plants are compared to something that barely releases any energy.))
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To send picture messages of toilets from various places (usually bars) to friends. The picture should include a caption of where the toilet was photographed. Preferrably (but not necessarily), the toilet should be empty!
Toilet Texting: "Here is the shitter at Nuzback's Bar on Route 1 in Laurel, MD."
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