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Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020


Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 20, 2020


cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..

"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"

by alcopaul August 26, 2023


apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023


cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011


Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
Long story short, you get no bitches

by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023


Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature

I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer

by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023