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Is the name of a man with a ungodly large penis. So immaculate you drop dead seeing him, he is the elite of the elite.
A nice, good boy who wear a lot of khakis and dates a lot of people who he doesn’t really because he’s scared being alone. He doesn’t know how to break up with people, despite the constant being in a new relationship.
Aaron is very politically charged, but the majority disagree with his views.
Aaron never know when to shut up and this can often cause anxiety and anger in his friends and peers, he has very little sense of societal norms (he’s probably not even human), but he has a strong friend group who loves him despite that.
An Aquarius King
Aaron often resorts to “pulling an Aaron” which is coming up with a situation that will not happen, but will give a lot of stress to his friends.
“Why did you say that the elevator is going to breakdown while I’m in it, don’t pull an Aaron like that”
“Dude you just put in Aaron and it’s giving me anxiety”
Aaron has the most beautiful eyes that are this planet.
Aaron’s eyes are like an ocean
Aaron takes the smelliest shits and broke the world records for "Most Horrific Shit" and "Biggest shit taken by a human". One of the places he set this record was at his previous high school in the gym urinals.
oh this guy.
Aaron is a big schlong, alpha, get that girls.
He ain't too smart on the brain size, but he gets it playing clash royale.
Oh yeah that's an Aaron. Look at him 3 crown that noob
The most loyal person you'll ever meet.
He's very shy at first but once you get to know him he's very fun to hang around with.
He always got your back and very caring and respectful to everyone.
Very wise, good listener, and gives good advice.
Aaron is down to earth
Aaron is a very lovable guy!