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A haitian rapper born June 11, 1997 that came out as a "project baby" and is now making the best music in the entire world.
Kodak Black is the real MVP.
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Rebecca Black is a teenager who has an important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat. loves the day Friday, as shown on her music video "Friday". when she wakes up gotta have her cereal. she's in a rush and has to go to the bus stop. and makes her life important decision on either kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat, which there is only one seat available in the back so that already show's her intelligence. and then show's her excitement because its Friday. then decides to give us all a calender reading lesson singing:
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards"
and then you would get so aggravated at this dumb ass music video that you would stop and just think "what the fuck"
Rebecca Black: it's friday, friday, friday...
you: just shut the fuck up
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Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
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My Chemical Romance's alter ego / Their new album. The first song off it is Welcome to the black parade.
This was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade
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The subtance you smoke when there is no pot available at all.
This material is derived from cleaning out the stem or pipe of a used bong.
The colour of Black shit is black and it smells like shit.
Black shit is only smoked in desperation.
"Hey, u got any pot man?"
"Nah bro only just got this"
"What the fuck is this smelly shit?"
"It's Black shit bro"
"Fuck smokin dat shit aye"
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The awesome substance that pours out of the exhaust of most diesel trucks. Easiest to acheive when laying on the pedal before the turbo spools up. Best done with behind the wheel exhaust when an expensive car is behind you with the windows open. Best done with stacks when being followed by a group of bikers.
Dude, check out this group of asshole bikers behind me. I'm gonna black smoke the shit out of them.
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A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts.
Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future.
person #1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby.
person #2: "You mean Jacob Black?"
person #1: "That's it! Damn, he's so creepy..."
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