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When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.
Syd: Are You Ok Nick?
Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.
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A Canadian stand-off is a situation where in which two or more individuals are are tryin to pass each other in a hallway or intersection, and when confronted with the question of who will move first or have the right of way all of the individuals refuse to move saying things such as "no you first." Or "by all means." In this situation every one is too polite for any action to take place.
Tom: you first
Jack: no no by all means you sir
5min later....
Jack: boy that sure was a Canadian stand-off.
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A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.
Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.
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The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
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When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
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The best band ever. It's a know fact they have never made a bad song. They are true Badasses. The members are: Cody Canada, Grady Cross, Randy Ragsdale, and Jeremy Plato.
Cross Canadian Ragweed is the shit.
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Canadian blood pact is when a group of females sync their menstrual cycles in order to have their periods at the same time.
Hey Meghan and Taylor let’s do a Canadian blood pact now that we are living together so our cycles line up
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