When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesnβt enter he fails
Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?
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John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.
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The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.
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Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
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When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.
Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors
Let's play some rock paper scissors please
When an individual ask you a series of questions that should have been written down as notes and is prior information that the individual has had, thus using you as a scratch paper.
Information already provided but still asks is a Scratch Paper Question
Example;
When does employee have her days off?
What time does employee work today?