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The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
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the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
<b>because they think I have nuts!</b>
the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because
because they think I have nuts!
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an answer to any question in existance
If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
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yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"
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A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
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Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
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Hide Whatever you Got, Police!
"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!
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