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The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).
If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
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When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
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1. A laxative suppository. N.
2. A fart followed by some semi-solid material coming out. N.
1. Dude, I used an ass grenade today, and I was on the toilet for hours.
2. I gotta go home and change clothes, I pulled a real ass grenade back there.
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When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.
This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds
Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
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The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."
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Betting money that one doesn't have.
U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!
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