Crap in your hand and walk down a nice long hallway, smearing on the wall as you go.
You can bacon stripe your local subway station to find your way back.
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The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.
you want some bacon bits on your salad
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1337, derived from the word leet, which was derived from the word elite, known mostly to gamers
1337 bacon- newer substitute for 1337 sausage or 1337 sauce, created by a student at Tustin High School
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A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.
"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."
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The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.
Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.
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A stripper that wears bacon. Duh.
Jim: Hey, do you want a bacon stripper?
Bob: Of course! I want to be aroused and eat bacon. LIKE A BOSS!
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Going 300% harder than Ham and 500% harder than Turkey.
I can't wait for the party this weekend. I'm going to go bacon on the dance floor.
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