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A variation on the classic boilermaker using Monster energy drink and vodka. Pour 4 oz of monster into a highball or bomb glass, drop in a shot of vodka, and enjoy.
What the reverse monster bomb is based off of.
Let's do some monster bombs before hitting the bars.
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A chemical weapon females use to disseminate doubt amongst surrounding males. It is a preemptive strike used for 2 main reasons:
- the female wants to discourage surrounding unwanted males from getting too close
-the female wants to play hard to get with an attractive male, as well as test his resolve.
beta: hey what's up?
hotchix101: just waiting for my boyfriend.
boyfriend bomb destroys!
alpha: so we should hang out sometime
hotchix1o1: well I would have to ask my boyfriend
alpha: hey I'm not asking him to hang out, I want to hang out with you
hotchix101: ok sure, what are you doing later? fuck me fuck me
boyfriend bomb separates the wheat from the chaff!
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As soon as money hits a black persons hands, it vanishes.
white guy: here's 100,000 dollars jamal.
black guy: thanks!
...seconds pass
white guy: where'd the $100,000 go?
black guy: i touched it.
white guy: oh yeah. i forgot. the nigger bomb.
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One of the superior songs made by kpop group NCT. Stan them for clear skin and good luck.
“omg have you heard NCT’s new song?” “Yeah! It’s called Cherry Bomb right?”
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The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
example 1: status
Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa great facebook bombing!!!
example 2: page joins
John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
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Act of having diarrhea so badly that the entire inside of the toilet is spray painted with excrement.
Art runs screaming from the bathroom, cursing at Evan.
Evan: Dude, calm down, what's your issue?
Art: DUDE, if you're gonna' have a nail bomb in my toilet, at least give a second flush! My cleaning lady doesn't come until Friday!
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A desperate attempt by the crazed fake news in America to over dramatize the weather. A "bomb cyclone" as daunting as the name suggests, is actually just a snowstorm with high winds, you know ... like a blizzard ? The news is really sinking to new lows every day for ratings it seems.
"Yo do you want to get bombed for the bomb cyclone tomorrow?"
"You mean the snow storm that we've been seeing in New England since the discovery of weather?"
"No man! This one's all bombed up!"
"You're bombed it sounds like, but yeah I'm down to drink."
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