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Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023


Green-Car

It means go for it you dummy. Ask them out. What are you waiting for? The worst they can say is no. Or burn your house down. Either way what could go wrong?

Want them to ask you out? Tell them to look up Green-Car on Urban dictionary, maybe they'll get the hint. Or not depends if their smart enough... or just have common sense.

by thatonegirlfromhighschool October 17, 2020


Brian's Car

A car that smells like complete ass because of the amount of cigars smoked inside.

Drew: Fuck Brians driving tonight!
Patrick: Is that bad?
Drew: Yea, its Brian's car .

by Drew63884849969 May 19, 2016


Safari Car

When someone takes a usually mundane vehicle and makes it more off road capable chiefly using lift kits, chunky tyres and borrowing bits off of other cars.

Safari cars can be any vehicle that has been modified to off road and us not exclusively for cars never meant to off road.

Terry just stuck some BFGoodrich tyres on us 98 Focus, guess he's making a safari car.

Dan lifted his delica to make it more safari'd

by J17legacy March 31, 2021


car hauler

A car hauler is like a truck driver, only smarter and not afraid of actual work.

Billy wanted to be a car hauler but he was too dumb and lazy so he stuck with driving a regular truck.

by Carhauler June 2, 2021


Vettol Car

When someone is being mean, annoying and selfish, you can call them a vettol car, just like Vettel who changed the signs of the results of the formula 1 race.

This happened when Hamilton came in first, but Vettel started being a vettol car so he switched the signs and became a vettol car.

People that are vettol cars are often acnesimps and often go to the gym.

"Wow, did you see Tygo put on salicylzuur on his face again today?"
"Yeah, he is such a vettol car!"

by Acnesimp July 12, 2020


Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 23, 2018