A homemade ring , that is made out of clay that has a frog stuck on
Girl: what is that?
Boy: A frog ring
Girl: what’s that?
Boy:just a ring with a clay frog
To 'eat the frog' is to complete your hardest task first thing, before you complete any other work
To 'yeet the frog' is to put off your hardest task by at least a week by yeeting it into the future.
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning; If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to yeet the biggest one into next week.” - Yeet the Frog
When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants
Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?
Person 2: love em!
Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!
Person 2: ;-;
Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!
hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!
When you go full incest and fuck your brother.
Man we caught mahomes in the locker room really frog boggling his brother. Everybody puked, it was gnarly.