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poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

by warrdogg September 28, 2015


Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

by vvalkyrie April 6, 2011

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Russian hammer time

When a male is about to ejaculate and he starts hitting the woman on the head with his penis until he comes.

"dude i heard kari did a russian hammer time with kari!"

" yeah man i heard they went at it hard"

by EFANG June 17, 2009

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Speakers Going Hammer

When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.

...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER

by a.m. in the p.m. December 9, 2010

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hammer house of horror

collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.

not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....

by mart70 April 28, 2009

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Viking Bronze Hammer

When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 8, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer time

The phrase used right before hitting some one with the Gravity Hammer in Halo 3.

1337Death: Stop! Hammer Time!
DeadN00b: Oh cra... PWNED

by Security Officer May 6, 2008

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