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One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.
In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"
Knee Elle, someone who is very kind and loving. In a love triangle between two boys, H, and J. But, especially hates DM. Lover of cats <3 Mother of Bartholomew ll.
Knee Elle seriously needs to pick!
when a guy with inverted balls tries complimenting a girl
guy with inverted balls: you have nice knees
attacked girl: swear??? *blushes*
A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.
Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.
Her: Well what did you have in mind?
Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster
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Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0
When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury
Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass
*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee
When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury
*Misses net*
Not with this knee