When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.
"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."
The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
originated from a person that likes to watch alot of porn and masterbate.as it accumulate, it turn from puddle to lake and then river.
marcus has made a cummy river!
An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.
best place in new jersey w a bunch of spoiled white kids that are all smart but think they’re the shittyt
that’s a river vale kid
A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.
I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.