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She does not have time for fuck boys, disrespect, or foul play of any sort. She expects flowers to her door, and proper accomditations . Her priority is to always be treated as an equal captain on any ship, sea or dry land (anywhere!) any decent lady should Always run a tight ship.
Becky got thrown under the bus for being the worst side piece of the decade Beyoncé explained in her song "I ain't sorry " , that she runs a tight ship and that she's not going for it!
you wouldn't understand. did you stay with her? no man, you lost out. she's a hidden non evil genius. plays the guitar. loves people that say shit things about her. makes us feel like we have a home. she's my woman.
she is the love of my life and no one better
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when someone says an inuendo you say thats what she said
person 1- holy shit thats mad big
me- thats what she said
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When youre girl try to suck youre dick so good that she is addicted later.
Sarah is addicted to suck my dick!
She sucked me good like she tryna get a addict
its what you say when someone says something not intended to be of a sexual nature but could be interpreted in a different way like a euphemism
guy: do you like pork
victim: only when my mum does it in a special way
guy: Thats what she said
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Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.
Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.
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saying a joke to some person who said somehting sex- related
Edward Cullen- im going to italy
bella swon- im coming!
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID BITCH!
some guy-aww u got some in my eye
me- THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
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