Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

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Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

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UNCLE DON

black person who supports Trump despite obvious signs of racism

this uncle don made a little money and now he's supporting trump like he's rich.

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uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

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Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

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Trap Uncle

Relative of a trap queen, provides fun ideas and participates but also supervises

Julia is such a trap uncle- she always comes out to have a good time, but won't let me take 27 shots of tequila in under an hour

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uncle harry

The best uncle to shit talk with and or too as a man with the skills to add meaning to the real situations a young man may encounter

Uncle Harry ; ya prick get up its whiskey pete. Wtf its only four oclock , i need a ride !

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