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the best new band to rule the earth. i only heard 4 songs from them and they all fucking rock. trust me guys, if you listen to them you will love them.
their songs
www.12yearswasted.com
Dude1:dude 12yw is awesome!!!
Dude2:who r they?
Dude1:u fckin moron go listen to your backstreet boys cd
Dude2:ok!!
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When a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. Student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. Even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have "some college" in their background opposed to only being a high school grad
Look at Greg, 22 years old and still only a sophomore. He must be on the 5 year plan... Wish I was on it
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Relationships:
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.
Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.
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You get to kiss a girl from Jan 1-Dec 30.
Any girl you want from your crush,to mom,to your best friend. ANYONE.Kiss away!
Samantha:I want to kiss you but I'm a girl
Miranda:Go ahead,no complaints
Samantha:really!!!
Miranda:Yea! its kiss a girl year
Samantha:Awesome
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Infectious little beings may cause sevenitis.
Travel in packs; generally swear at older years probably not loved.
Think there hard and take all the food from the canteen.
The Year 7's were walking around like chavs
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When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.
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Where a male or female strips their victim and shoves their fingers up their ass at full speed causing the victim to fly 10ft in the air
“I love the 1000 years of death, it’s my favorite part of foreplay” -Chalier
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