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UPDATE 30/10/2023 (365 days after incident) (MA15+ description below please be aware of this shit. parental guidance recommended)
and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
some one whom has 10 or more anal caps under their belts
i just fucked my tenth ass today im now a brown wing general, my new aspiration is brown wing comander
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When someone on Xbox LIVE or PSN has a constant 1-2 bar connection, thus making everyone lag.
My friend Severentropy has Dollar General Connection.
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The General Internet Axiom: "It all leads back to porn in the end."
Example: "I thought I was reading this news blog, but all of a sudden I read something about a stripper that got arrested, and how she just put out a movie. I guess The General Internet Axiom is true."
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The power ranger generation are the kids born between 1991-1996.
For the most part, these kids watched power-rangers, the predominant kids show of the day. Since they completely missed masters of the universe, and few would familiarise with thundercats, the most they knew of other generations was the slightly inimaginative teenage mutant ninja turtles. Being extremely dull, and without a general sense of direction, power rangers just filled the viewers' minds with gratuitous fighting scenes, stupid ideas and an overall air of unfulfilment. Lacking the morality that the masters of the universe generation and tundercats generation learned, these kids will just become dull and unanimated like the teletubby generation. They will not be able to think for themselves.
The power ranger generation are just entering their teens.
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A girl who has taken on 5 dicks at one time.
1x in pussy
1x in asshole
1x in mouth
2x in hands
Dude that girl was a total slut. She told me she was a 5 star General, I am not touching that.
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The generation born between 1995-2012 who was raised by a bunch of Karens or "Gen X" More than likely your mom asked for the manager at the store and always made customer complaints.
Generation Z are the second generation of Karens. Crazy motherfuckers.
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