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An action to do when getting a delivery of pizza. Generally the minimum is $2 or 15% of the order, but if you want consistent excellent service feel free to overtip, because drivers remember good customers. Conversely, if you want bad service don't tip, and wait for your pizza 1 hour +. Do not assume a delivery fee is given to the driver, since even if it is s/he may only recieve service wage ($2.23 in MA) or no mileage.
"16.75 for three pizzas."
"Here's a twenty, keep the change."
"Thank you!"
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A professional shill whose job is literally lying to people.
Linus Tech Tips: Yes the Core i9 with RTX 3090 are great value for money, by the way this video is sponsored by Intel and Nvidia, and don't forget to buy our overpriced merch.
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When a person cannot remember something.
I cannot remember what day I have to go to the office, it's at the tip of my tongue!
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When you are fucking your sister in the ass and you are about to cum to quickly because you're so turned on, you pull out ( because it's wrong to cum in your sisters ass ) and smack the head of your cock with a sledge hammer leaving it black and blue and numb thus allowing you to finish fucking your sisters tight little ass all night long without cumming !
Billy said to his sister, sorry Angel I'm about to explode , I better give myself a Kentucky Black Tip !
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When a person has a log of stool in their anal cavity and another person shoves their penis into the anus. When pulling their penis out the stool is then stick to the tip of the penis giving them a dirty spear tip
"Fuck man! Danica gave me a dirty spear tip last night when I tried surprise butt sex with her"
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When a dick is so big and thick that your finger tips don't touch when your holding it
Becky: Omg Sarah I saw Josh's dick and grabbed it.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
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A term used in place of, “gaining in popularity” or “attaining critical mass”. The term is an antonym of “jumping the shark” (a term for something that has outlived its initial popularity or usefulness).
Have you tried that new service from Google. It tips the tuna. Unlike IQC, which no one uses.
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