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A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.
When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.
When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser
I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!
Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder
The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”