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News porn: Extensive news coverage of an unfortunate but essentially unimportant event purely for the purpose of titilating the audience and stimulating their purient desires.
Examples of news porn covered on Fox News on Sept 18, 2007:
1) Blurry video of an Iranian woman being stoned in public. Presumably show to tap into people's growing desire to bomb the heck out of another Middle Eastern country.
2) Video of a heckler at a political talk being tasered by campus security. The TV commentators were so stimulated by this that they couldn't even figure out why they were excited it.
3) Coverage of the latest OJ Simpson arrest. Nobody really knows what happened but apparently it is very easy to come up with dozens of people to express their opinions on it.
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Watching videos of people having wenis sex. This can be done for pleasure, most people start wenis masturbating once watching. (your wenis is the skin on the end of your elbow)
Hey, dude, last night I watched some awesome wenis porn. There were these hot chicks rubbing their wenises together. It was awesome.
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A porn website or series of pop-up windows that is nearly impossible to kill -- when you close one window, several others pop up in its place. The only way to kill a porn hydra is to shut down your entire browser.
Quick, get rid of the porn hydra before your boss comes over here!
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When one's hair is slicked back, curly, and uncombed, resembling the appearance of a pornstar after an intense session.
After an encounter with kyla cole in the movie In Diana and the temple of Poon, I left the set with porn hair, while eating a jizz muffin.
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Noun: One who enjoys the sexual pleasures of porn
You are a porn enthusiast
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(verb); To suddenly expose someone to graphic images or video of hardcore pornographic materials.
(noun); A spontanious showing of pornographic material unbeknownst to the recipients.
(verb); I totally porn ambushed Mack while he was watching television.
(noun); Dude he got you with that porn ambush last night Mack.
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The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background
Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that
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