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The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
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On July 16th, 2021, Mila will show her left boob
Ya’ll know what’s happening on July 16, 2021 right? It’s going to be Mila’s left boob day!
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When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.
Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!
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A law made by fags to recruit more fags, or to make established fags happy...it has benefits as well(for fags)...somewhat like how the Army uses thr GI Bill
Hey Jimmy, it looks like Mr. Harris watched a little too much MTv in his day, for the NFLB law has swept him away.
--no more belly aches and pains I say...the NFLB Law must go away
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A kick ass Rock / Pop / Punk band from Hollywood, FL!
The All Thats Left show was so good last night that I ejaculated in my pants!
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The act of sticking your dick in a girls LEFT ear, then having your dick take a LEFT TURN to come out of her mouth.
Very hard to preform.
My girlfriend and I took a left turn on I-4 yesterday
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A Memphis Left is a meneuver where a motor vehicle (particularly a pick-up truck) makes a left turn directly from the far right lane of a road comprised of four or more lanes.
A Memphis Right is just the opposite... where a vehice makes a right turn directly from the far left lane of such a road.
The phrase was coined from the observation that these meneuvers happen most frequently in Memphis, Tennesse.
...that guy made a Memphis Left / Memphis Right coming off of Union...
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