You can't have your cake and eat it too

An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.

An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.

Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

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too many bees in his/her/my honey

While it takes bees to make honey it wouldn't be all that great if they were still around for the consumption of said honey.

Man you are a great person and all, but you have "too many bees in his/her/my honey" tonight!

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I love you more than I planned... too

confessing love to someone and than finding out they lied to you

Aven: I love you more than I planned... too
Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.

yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one

(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”

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You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

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My wallet is too small for my 50's

It's an slang very common in some kinds of situations.

You are about too ask a gorgeous woman out, you're not so sure about that, because you think "Oh, I can not as her out, my wallet is too small for my 50's".
It means that you are thinking that she is too good for you.

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dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue

when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble

i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night

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