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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).

A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."

by Tony du Angletere June 30, 2022


tool

Maybe a tool can be cool?

You're one of many in here & all are individually special. Good tools shouldn't be used & abused but often are, time to wise up to how others are really treating you?
Don't become someone who is a mere instrument to be used by others. For example : If you're a screwdriver don't let them use you as a hammer, it will mess up the tool.

There are many kind hearted souls who'd almost do anything for anyone (within reason), not realising they look ' a tool ' to the crafty & unscrupulous that use them.

by Snow piss = global warming 66 October 15, 2017


Tool

This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.

Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.

by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023


tool

synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.

1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.

by drrobert October 26, 2011


Tool

Slang for steroids

I went to the elementary school to get some tool to get huge

by Felix G December 12, 2021


tool

one who is sometimes referred to as 'amit'

It was amit! = It was tool!
Note the lower case 'a'

by amit? April 03, 2007


Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

by koobz May 15, 2011