uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

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Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

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Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

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Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

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Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

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Uncle Tyrone

An "Uncle Tyrone" is a derogatory term to describe a white person who "acts black" and "talks black", or who is a sell-out to their own race. A white person who kisses black people's asses, and who will turn their back on other white people to keep the approval of blacks. A sell-out, an ass kisser, a race traitor...

I've also heard people describe an " Uncle Tyrone" as a blackwashed white person. A white person who may have been raised by black people, and who therefore has the manorisms and behaviors of a black person.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is such an Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

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Uncle Norm

The term used to describe cocaine in Australia.
It is derived from the term, 'Norm Sniff Medal' which is a play on words from the Australian rules football medal, the 'Norm Smith Medal' which is given to key players at the end of the football season.

Jack: "i'm gonna' get real turnt tonight prick"

Rhys: "Yeh lets try and get a gram of uncle norm and attempt to take out the norm sniff medal"

Jacob: "You'll never take my medal"

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