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Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!
“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )
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when you hit a 1 tap in csgo or some shit
person 1: yooooooo i just hit a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice!!!111!!!
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.
My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.
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The pact taken after you burn your ass on the asphalt in a roller skating accident. Can't wash it cause it will burn too much.
"Shit hurts fool....I'll never wash my cheek"
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this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
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When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.
Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!
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