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Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.
I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.
Jill - Damn Phil, why aren't you getting in on the crypto, bitch?
Phil - DIE GRÜNEN HASSEN BITCOIN!
i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
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This basically means don't always think about booty or don't let that be your number 1
Or
Your don't allow your thirst for pum pum end up in a situation you may regret later
Yoo Greg don't die for nyash she's bare trouble
Or
I heard Ashely fucking the nigga with herpes don't die for nyash
An unimportant podcaster group from the Ore Mountains. With the motto: "Quality is for losers" they brought out an episode almost every Thursday that surpassed the previous one on the subject of horror. At some point they got an idea that was worlds ahead of all other ideas that humans had previously. They founded a radio station, which initially ran the same mainstream shit as all other radio stations and rightly deserved the slogan: "Worse than tinnitus". At some point they revolutionized their station and have actually been playing very good music ever since. But to say that would be a lie. Basically, the Sechsperten are arguably the worst thing that has ever been done to mankind.
I get paid to say that "die Sechsperten" are horror.
Somewhere where you can choose who dies
“Hi welcome to Die Mart, my name is random peice of shit, so, who would you like to die?”