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Where your toe cramps up and gets hard
My toe just got a toe boner and it hurts!
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An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
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When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.
Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?
David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.
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When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.
"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"
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When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples
Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.
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It's like an affection erection.
On your heart.
But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.
And it effects your heart and your mind.
*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!
Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
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(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.
(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"
Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."
Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
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