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putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.

Your dad is such a putt egg.

by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014


Thunder Egg

A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.

Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' September 2, 2015


Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden February 11, 2018


cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.

I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.

by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019


merfirc egg

An egg that is really sus and rare.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG

by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022


Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021


charlotte egg

a nerdy bully who reads smutt and wtahced nauGhty stuff

r un its charlotte egg

by loserass August 6, 2019