A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.
A nug of weed that's been singed on the outside, but still has green on the inside.
Yo, don't dump that bowl! There's still a thunder egg or two in there!
When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts
I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg
When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.
I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.
An egg that is really sus and rare.
Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG
A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)
Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!
a nerdy bully who reads smutt and wtahced nauGhty stuff
r un its charlotte egg