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This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
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Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson
Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”
When a girl is wet horny but she doesn't have a man or a dildo so she fingers herself and watches porn 😏
girl imma call you back i'm a juicy girl rn (right now) .
Person 1: “look here comes the lululemon girls”.
Person 2: “ we have to run”
I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
Hey did you hear that new song
Oh what is it
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat
Thou shall not get caught or you'll end up just like me, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch
And she's with you right now
She is a good girl, I think she's boring (boring)
Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her (up with her)
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve (I deserve)
Thou shall not lie, thou shall not cheat (oh, whoa)
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh
Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist (karma)
Karma's a bitch (oh, whoa)
Warm girl summer is when you gon have a boo but nobody know you got a boo 🤪
Gurl just know I’m have a warm girl summer
A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men
“Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time”
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”