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What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid
-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?
Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.
Chris has just daved another pint glass.
I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.
A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
The evening of Christmas Day
We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out
a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.
Dave Bailin is the hardest nigga out here in the shop. he fucks mad hoes and bitches even ebonys. He only has a two incher but he still fucks.
that nigga dave bailin fucked that black bitch laquisha
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel