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An act, usually public, in which a man hangs his scrotum out of the fly of his pants, pulls the skin tight around one testicle with his hand, and squeezes rhythmically, resulting in a veiny, throbbing effect reminiscent of a 1950s science-fiction monster.
Usually considered vulgar.
They're still talking about the time he walked into Denny's and flashed the hungry brain.
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A man's scrotum.
The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.
"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"
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What you get when you watch Jake Paul
I have a Brain Tumor
You watched too much Jake Paul
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Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.
Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."
Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
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The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.
Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!
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A state where your mind simply blanks and does not work.
Looking at the copier, I suffered from acute brain freeze, as I could not differentiate between stack, group, etc., eventhough I had copied things numerous times.
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A derogatory term used to denote one's diminished mental capacity, i.e., comparing the size of the brain to a clit.
Whenever I smoke some couchlock weed, I get a severe case of clit brain.
I had to spend 10 minutes trying to get this clit brained customer service rep to understand my simple problem. Actually, during the 10 minutes I rolled and smoked a killer joint, so maybe it partly my fault.
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