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(n) to ejaculate into a large industrial fan, or to cum outside in a windstorm in an effort to plaster the shit out of an unlucky individual
1. While working out in the garage in the sweltering heat, Joe decided to unleash a cum hurricane by blowing a load into the industrial fan which flung cum at at near category 3 speeds into his co-workers.
2. Noticing that it was a windy day, Joe decided to go outside and make a cum hurricane, but sadly as he was blowing his load, the wind shifted and he became plastered in his own man milk.
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Noun: Tattoo located on the lower back.
"Look at that cum catcher tribal!"
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A woman who loves to have men shoot load after load of hot cum all over her body. She will beg men to give her what she needs.
Kathy is such a fuckin cum slut. She let 7 different man cum on and in her at the party. It was all over her face and tits and she still wanted more.
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An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.
When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.
Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."
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When you bust a big ass 2 week held load into an ice cube tray, then when your buddies come over, serve chilled.
Hey dude these ice cubes are kinda chewy what you make em out of? Mostly coconut and mayonaise bro.cum cubes dude "HUH"
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The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.
"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*
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