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Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman
Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
Someone who claims to be a certain person, but is great at wearing a mask. Will morph into whatever you would like him to be, only to turn into who he really is 3-4 months into the relationship. You will have relationship PTSD. Someone who loves to gaslight. Good luck.
I wonder which personality Patrick is wearing today.
Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.
Patrick has found another girl to fill the void