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A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin
"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"
Vincent-Shaming is when you develop a really unhealthy, completely unreasonable crush on someone called Vincent, whom you've only met like four times and thinking about him takes up your whole day everyday and then your mean roommate says you've been stood up by Vincent.
"i really like Vincent" "haha he doesn't text you back and you're a loser and I'm Vincent-Shaming you"
The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.
The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
Forced to ride a Lime (electric scooter) from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, etc..; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before, typically after a one-night stand.
Bro, I saw this chick doing the Lime of shame on Barton Springs this morning.
The shame and anxiety one suffers while taking a shit. Often happens at weak moments after you've recently done something stupid.
Tim: Man, i'm got a serious case of shitter's shame just now
Ben: Why? Whats up man?
Tim: I keep feeling real insecure... Must be the shame of shagging your mother last week.
Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
When someone shames you for the chronotype (sleep/wake/alert schedule/type you have/are).
Just because I sleep late and get up late does not mean you should be chrono shaming me. It's thanks to capitalism, anyways.
Fuck the chrono shaming, I will live my life and be up and asleep as my body needs.