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when you are so toasted you feel like a pop-tart
Hey man I'm pop-tart stoned we smoked too much
a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
man i met an rolling stones kid at orientation today
when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH
Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.
Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots
the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.
mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone
When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.