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When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.
Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?
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A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s
Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz
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Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.
After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.
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- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.
"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"
"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."
"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."
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When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
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One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.
frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"
frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"
frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."
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The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.
Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.
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