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try me shirt

Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.

Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.

by Lady Pacman January 8, 2007


shirt gap

the rancid gap between a mans gut and his waist

when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.

by itsposthuman June 18, 2017


that shirt shows ass

When someone's shirt is too short or rides up and their ass shows. Not a compliment.

Don't get me started on that getup. That shirt shows ass.

by Tree Months 2 I January 15, 2024


Tuck in my shirt

Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.

Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!

by October 23, 2020


nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 31, 2023


π-shirt

A T-shirt with a hole that resembles the shape of the number π—one that is debatably unsuitable to be worn by young girls and women unless they are wearing it over an unholey garment.

Some math geeks plan to wear a π-shirt on Pi Day to make a fashion statement before their peers and teachers.

by Fasters January 20, 2022

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closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue November 1, 2023