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Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.
After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.
When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls
How was she, she was allright bro managed to do " The Mr burns" too her
The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.
When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"
A fucked up way to say "Smoking Weed"
Guy 1: Hey man, you like people burning?
Guy 2: Hell yeah man, I'm a total pot head.
When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently
I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away