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big nice round juicy ass that looks like it needs a good smackin'
Danm, that bitch shantaranshawna has booty in the club and is really working it tonight!
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A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:
Rule #1
Be Late.
Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72
Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4
Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.
Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)
Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group
Rule #6
We got Rules!
Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)
Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")
Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers
Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.
Addendums and additions welcomed.
W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."
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When a pair of breasts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the breasts and vagina at once. Depending upon the age of the 'sandwich meat', you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended anus as another condiment, thus making a Club Deluxe Sandwich. Most sandwiches come 'sans mayo' but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.
"Slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. I'll plug in your Rascal... there. Now lets touch your toes and have a Club Sandwich."
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The 21 Club is a group of musicians who died at or before the age of 21.
Majority of these musicians are hip hop artists.
The name was coined by Juice WRLD, (who is also a member of the club) in his song Legends, singing “What’s the 27 Club? We ain’t making it past 21.”
Members of the 21 Club include: Lil Peep, XXXTentacion, Juice WRLD, Pop Smoke, and more.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Pop Smoke getting shot and killed?
Guy 2: No? Guess he is apart of the 21 Club now..
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Going out with someone outside your social circle.
i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!
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A club of men, for men, and by men. The man club discusses important topics like boobs and banging girls. Some important values of the man club are not getting even nearly whipped.
The man club was founded by Nick, Andrew Marc, and Blake
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An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!
Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!
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