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bachelor band-aid

A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.

Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."

by GAGGOT January 18, 2010

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fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.

MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API

by bugpower February 10, 2012

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first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

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Cleveland Butt Aids

The act of taking your shit, and putting it into the girl you be fuckin, then you put your dick in your shit and fuck the shit in her butthole. After that you go to the doctor, and you get butt aids.

Guy 1: Holy shit i heard James got Cleveland Butt Aids
Guy 2: YOU GASSIN

by GABE_COFFEYYYY May 2, 2017

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Purple Kool-Aid

Drinking the Purple Kool-Aid will cause a person to blindly follow those that gave it to them. This definition is considered to be a misinterpretation of the Purple Kool-Aid incident in 1970.

Finding any real examples would be hard, because really, this definition is a stretch. But a women being interviewed at a Tea Party rally in Washington D.C. attempted to suggest that non-conservatives are drinking Purple Kool-Aid and blindly following the government.

by The Capitan of Kool May 31, 2010

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First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

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Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore January 30, 2011

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