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When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.
After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.
Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"
Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"
A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
A form of foreplay;
(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.
(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.
She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.
The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.
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An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.