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An absolute cretin who can only talk about snus and nothing else. Will generally interrupt other conversations with how much they like "Ettan Lös" and they'll find a way to cram in their snus addiction into any conversation.
Person 1: Dude my mom died :(
Person 2: Oh no that's horrible!
Snus Andy: Awh man your moms death sure makes me want some snus!
A man who is confined to an ankle monitor due to probation or house arrest.
John was sentenced this morning by the judge.
Are they sending him to jail?
No, but he's gonna be an anklet andy for 6 months.
Young savage,great body,very sexy,beautiful hair,will fuck your bitch,they are ace boys for life, he will get all the bitches,but they got the size of a tic tacs for dicks
Hey is that traplord Andy fucking your bitch
The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.
Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this
The Andy’s Theory Effect is a effect where people respond immediately right after you text him.
He has the Andy’s Theory Effect
to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.
The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.
Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries
Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two