Apple Hater

Someone who hates apple products.

I see apple haters all the time. I use all macs, I have one PC I don't use because it's too small.

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Apple Lordism

A Religion made up when degenerate Students gained the ability to see The Prophecy. Which lead into a Spiral of events now being turned into a Political Movement known as the "Apple Council of Higher Value". From There, The Students formed the Galactic Empire Known as "Объединенная Яблочная Народная Республика" Which lead to the creation of "The Sacred Language". You must find the language in order to know the name, and join the Council.

"Please convert to Apple Lordism."

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Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.

"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"

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Apple Chucker

A derogatory word for a red haired Irish woman.

That redhead broad Bailey from Ireland is a goddamn apple chucker.

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Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.

"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."

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apple knocker

A rustic.

Last game we got beaten by apple knockers!

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sandy apple

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.

I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.

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