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The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.
"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."
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Betting money that one doesn't have.
U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!
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Girls that be packin'; huge vuloptuous asses on them!!!
Look at her she got ass for days, just like JAcki
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The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!
Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For a girl to give you the ok for anal sex.
Angelina gave C-pain an Ass Pass for the Hill Country
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When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!
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A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.
Preferably with a nail club
Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.
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