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A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.
Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher.
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What nishiniggs has for breakfast, lunch and dinner
nishiniggs-I like to lick pussy and eat asshole
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someone who takes everyones kills in zombies and never opens the fucking doors or saves anyone, but will have bitch fit if he or she goes down and makes the controller greasy as fuck.
person1: hayden can you please revive me i`ll open the door to jug.
hayden asshole: no dude i cant i`m to far away and there is a million zombies.
person1: its the end of the round and i made i crawler your right next to me but you ran away to pack a punch you asshole.
hayden: can you guys get george away from me i shot him by accident.
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A goatee, so named because guys generally grow one after deciding to be the biggest jerk they can be.
"Man that guy screwed me over big time. I had no idea." "Huh?!? What about his big ol' asshole sign?"
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In proper use, A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER. A term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. Can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to assholes or cocks of any shape, size, and color.
* <==8 Bam!
o <==8 Bam!
O <==8 Bam!
() <==8 Bam!
=( )= <==8 Bam!
=(☼)= <==8 Bam!
A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER!
(example taken from this reddit thread:
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10
)
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What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.
Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.
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when your underage and try to by ciggarets and the store clerk wont sell them to you without an id
dude thats guys a fucken asshole he wont sell me ciggs cuz im not 18
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